Kaity, Manka, Nicholas, Patrick, Ruth, Tricia Andrew, Ann, Artemis, Christopher, David, Franchesca, Hannah, Kathy, Without whose patience... The funny bits are done. Take off, eh? 1. Spittle on the monitors And the number one sign that the Engineering team has been working too hard: 2. One too many jokes about “going postal” 3. Threats to take six weeks of vacation six weeks before the end of the quarter 4. Two words: “Bass-O-Matic FUNNY!” [Heh heh. Heh heh.] 5. Doug Olson on Wheels 6. Have taken to calling the whitebox testers “The Goon Squad” 7. Can’t distinguish between good-natured ribbing and character assassination 8. Path worn in the carpet to the fridge full of Coke 9. Rapier wit comes across more like a nail-studded club 10. Forced marches through Shoreline dump at 6AM daily for the entire QA staff Top Ten Signs the Engineering Team has been Working Too Hard: …wait, sorry, that was last night’s; here we go… Top Ten Signs of the Apocalypse: From the Home Office in Zanesville, Ohio… Danger!! Danger!! Will and Penny back to the ship!! Those who speak, do not know. Those who know, do not speak. Bonk bonk! Nyah, nyah, nyah nyah, nyah Adobe Transient Witticisms is a trademark of Adobe Systems, Incorporated. Adobe Transient Witticisms™ are only available in products by Adobe Systems, Inc. So there Copyrighted material appearing in this space is the property of the copyright holder Special thanks to the great John Barrymore for making it all possible ...(Thanks to R. Williamson in Austin, TX) I said, postcards to: Photoshop Engineering P.O. Box 7900 Mountain View CA USA 94039 Funky postcards: Photoshop Engineering P.O. Box 7900 Mountain View CA USA 94039 ...together. Would I get a medal? Suppose I accidentally got my... I AM CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! Now look what you’ve done! You’ve made Sarak the Preparer cry! Nobody, but *NO*body, eats the Simpsons! “Honestly, at this point, I have a yearning for adequacy” -- Confused “You have a yearning for perfection” -- Confuscious “Rabbit season!” “Duck season!” “Rabbit season!” “Duck season!” ... “ELMER SEASON!!” “Plate O’ Shrimp” Rule of Obedience #14: No jokes They’re not even sure it IS a baby! I’m here to kick butt and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum. There is a poisoned doughnut, isn’t there, Smithers? Ten bucks is ten bucks, eh? black hole These aren’t the droids we’re looking for Happy b-b-birthday, you th-thing from another world, you “I'd love to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair” -- the incomparable Bette Davis I know you are but what am I? Zik Zak: We make everything you need, and you need everything we make f u cn rd ths u cn b a spy hs mesg ll slf-destt fv sends Ths messge ill sef-destuct n fiv seonds This message will self-destruct in five seconds “Who do I have to sleep with to get my name in the Photoshop About box?” -- AB They can’t do nothing ’til they stop sparkling. Stop whining! Code harder! It's less pink now Klaatu Barada Nikto “This filter is better than sex! Not that I could actually tell…” -- unknown engineer Seen together at Planet Hollywood: Scooby-doo and Witchie-poo Kai's just this guy. You know? I’m tryin’ to think, but nothin’ happens! “Gettin kinda flamey around here isn't it?” -- bkr That TOTALLY SUCKS! Brought to you by the Ministry of Silly Walks “We’re just a couple of joyful little pervo-goats” -- Akbar (Jeff?) Appearance by Mr. Taco likely And now, Fluffy and the Amoral Poodles, with their hit: “Killing Spree”! You EE-diot! Yow! I've been eating wax paper! One of these pieces of cheese is not like the other “A tense work environment is a productive work environment” -- M. Burns Now it's dark Brain and brain! What is brain?!? Please do not change colors while I am talking to you What matter they now, the scars upon our backs? …that’s no basis for a system of government! Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords… Uh oooooh, Mo-o-ongooo!!! Never let a “final candidate” subscript get above the age of consent Thanks for showing me your Swiss Army knife Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down. “Wait a second! This is just an octahedron suspended in blue liquid!” -- JT Ensign-- pursue that vessel at Ludicrous Speed! When you hear today’s secret word, SCREAM REAL LOUD! Nuthin up muh sleeve... Where’s the kaboom? There’s supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom! New This Fall: Geordi Loves Chachi Watch the skies Best sign-off seen this year: “I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be ... oooh ... DONUTS!” Hey, everybody! I’m not wearing pants! Favorite bug report: “It blowed up good. It blowed up REAL good.” It has dials that go to eleven This software was written to be played at the loudest possible volume Mmmmmm! Chock full of bassy goodness! It slices, it dices, it makes Julienne fries! Photoshop: It’s not just for breakfast anymore Good day, and welcome to our show, eh? , one of our favorite customers. Extra special thanks go to Thank you for using Adobe Photoshop.